June 2012
Watchtellmewhyifeelsoalone:
do-the-astro:
carcinomisanthropist:
I’M CRYING BLOOD RN.
ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I am actually creeped out.. that little laugh…ughucbex2oni2
OH MY GOD NO. This kid goes to my school. When his first creepy video came out he was unnecessarily treated like a fucking celebrity and even got an interview on the radio. Thankfully he only had fifteen minutes of...
my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me
she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men
This is pretty much how I feel/look everytime I...
aryastarkness:
Me: Hey I just met you,
Me: and this is crazy,
Me: but OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOUR FACE IS FLAWLWSS AND YOUR ARMS ARE UNF CAN WE MAKE NESTS TOGETHER OMGOMGOMG
Me: So Marry Me maybe.
Clint Barton:
Me:
Clint Barton:
Me:
Clint Barton: What?
Me: wat
skulls-arts-n-farts:
Artist: Skulltopus
-time:
sandwich stacker was the best game ever omfg
May 2012
Me: peeing
Mum: turns bathroom light off
Me: TURN THE LIGHT ON BITCH!
Mum: EHEHEHEHEHEH, YOU'VE BEEN LOKI'D! IM THE BAD GUY, OHOHOHO EHEHEHEHEHEH
Me: SCREAMS
Highlight of my life, without a doubt.
me: wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*
me: apparently yes
